New Age Sage

With thrilled anticipation, I knock on your cottage door.
Your controversial methods, I absolutely must explore.

While we listen to soothing music, in a comfortable chair,
you interview me and use magnets, for emotional repair.

Not sure what to make of your homeopathic gleanings,
talk of demonic curses, tarot and astrological leanings.

But I still give your therapy sessions my endorsement,
thanks to the heavenly waves of positive reinforcement.

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