With thrilled anticipation, I knock on your cottage door.
Your controversial methods, I absolutely must explore.
While we listen to soothing music, in a comfortable chair,
you interview me and use magnets, for emotional repair.
Not sure what to make of your homeopathic gleanings,
talk of demonic curses, tarot and astrological leanings.
But I still give your therapy sessions my endorsement,
thanks to the heavenly waves of positive reinforcement.