Shallow  Sharon

Miss Jet setter’s busy cultivating a worldly façade,
by hopping from one famous landmark to another
taking in no more than a paragraph on a postcard.

It’s first class, for a first class bitch.
Give me a bucket Miss Bucket List.

Should I inform the tragic attention whore it’s unhealthy
to hang from the side of the Eiffel Tower, during winter,
in a laughably tiny bikini, in search of the perfect selfie?

It’s first class, for a first class bitch.
Give me a bucket Miss Bucket List.

Her blingtastic new travel partner Bartholomew Dench
proves she has a preference for greeting card addicts
who make puddles look as deep as the Mariana Trench.

It’s first class, for a first class bitch.
Give me a bucket Miss Bucket List?

Bart’s sure God’s an economist urging all to go forth
and turn every Garden of Eden into an open cut mine
but that’s just fine because the man drives a Porsche.

It’s first class, for a first class bitch.
Where’s my bucket Miss Bucket List?

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